Hmm…why do they need so many useless PR gimmicks?

Artistic Promotions used its in-house designer to come up with “Masseyopoly,” a board game fashioned after Monopoly, and a flip chart with first-aid tips that Westerman said saved the life of an employee’s child.

I guess its good practice for future employees who are going to be taking property from the people of Appalachia. If you don’t sell them your properties, I guess they’ll just flip the whole board over?